If you told the kid in this photo he'd be a copywriter one day, the conversation would probably go something like this:
YOU:
Hey! Kid in the Umbro hoodie and purple shorts! Come here!
ME:
I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.
YOU:
Whatever. Look, I’m just here to tell you that you’re gonna be a copywriter one day.
ME:
Uhhh. What’s a copywriter?
YOU:
Someone who thinks up ideas and writes things like commercials, billboards, print ads, and other digital stuff that hasn’t been invented yet.
ME:
Oh, neat. But I was hoping I would just keep skateboarding.
YOU:
You will. Far as I know, you haven’t stopped yet.
ME:
Really?
YOU:
Yea. You'll actually get into copywriting through skateboarding. In about 10 years, you'll go on some skate trips, and you’ll write a few articles about your travels for magazines like Thrasher.
ME:
Whoa, Thrasher?!
YOU:
Yep. And you’ll use those articles as your first writing samples to break into the ad biz.
ME:
Holy fuck! That’s awesome!
YOU:
Whoa whoa whoa. Who taught you to curse like that?
ME:
Who taught you all this stuff about my future?
YOU:
Touché.
Ok, I probably would have been too shy to drop the F-Bomb in front of you as an 8-year-old. But if you want to split hairs about how this conversation would have gone down, drop me a line here: McDonald.Jimmy5@Gmail.com